http://www.guildmirage.com/has_anybody.swf
이제는 전설이 된 '에버퀘스트' 를 소재로 한 좀 오래된 노래입니다.
'어려워서 즐거운' 온라인 게임은 이제 나오기 힘든 것일까요.
WoW 를 시작한 동기도 그런 기대감이었지만, 아무래도 '떠먹여 주는' 부분이 많아서...
가사.
약간의 설명을 하자면
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN MY CORPSE ? : 에버퀘스트에서는 죽으면 모든 물건을 지닌 시체가 죽은 자리에 남습니다. 그리고 '묶음자리' 에서 재시작하게 되죠. 묶음자리는 보통 마을이기에, 죽은 장소까지 열심히 뛰어갸아 합니다. 죽은 장소를 모른다면, 저 대사를 마구 외치게 될 수 밖에...
ration : 휴대식량. 먹을것으로 애용됩니다.
train : 몹들의 행렬. 와우식으로 말하면 무한애드?
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN MY CORPSE ?
The ranger left our party in a pinch
The fight had looked like it would be a cinch
But the mage ran out of mana,
the cleric said "Manana!"
And I was dead befor I'd moved an inch
See I told ya it was a sad story
CAN YOU SPARE SOME RATIONS ?
CUZ I SURE NEED A DRINK...
I lost my stuff--
I'm feeling out of sorts
Those trains just keep chasin'
No idea which way I'm facin'
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN MY CORPSE ?
I'm fuming cuz my server's down again.
And those women I've been chasing are all men.
I asked one to join my side
She just laughed until she cried
And said
" Get your skill at Begging up to 10 !"
CAN YOU SPARE SOME RATIONS ?
CUZ I SURE NEED A DRINK...
I MOVE SO SLOW I WISH I HAD A HORSE
IT'S NIGHT AND I CAN'T SEE
DANGER IN FRONT OF ME.
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN MY CORPSE ?
Well, everything cons red now when I play.
What would I like my tombstone to say ?
Thanks, well it's been fun
Five more minutes then I'm done
I've been saying that to myself since
...yesterday
CAN YOU SPARE SOME RATIONS ?
CUZ I SURE NEED A DRINK...
THIS GAME WILL BE GROUNDS
FOR MY DIVORCE
THE LAG TIMES CAN BE CHOKIN
THE QUEST CAN ALL BE BROKEN
BUT STILL I KEEP COMING BACK
(OF COURSE)
AND I WILL SURELY SEEK YOU
NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON EQ
CUZ MAYBE, OH, JUST MAYBE
MAYBE, OH, JUST MAYBE
MAYBE YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN MY CORPSE!
* Brother Mayo the Raven